#BUT IM GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE!!!!!
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i found out my bestie is pregnant at brunch today and cried so hard i scared the fuck out of our poor waitress
#like i was so happy the tears came bursting out of my and my friend is used to that so she was laughing at me#and the server looked like she was about to defend my honor cuz from her vantage point this girl was laughing at her friend sobbing#BUT IM GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE!!!!!#she has lupus and her doctor basically told her the chemo was going to make her infertilite but suck my dick doctor!!!#RAAAAHHHHHHG SHES GONNA FIND OUT THE SEX BEXT WEEK AND IMMA GET A LIL ULTRASOUND TO PUT AT MY DESK 🥹🥹🥹😭😭
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Girl you saw Aaron kissing on that white woman?
I hate to say it but that British black man with sum blue eyes like em PALE. (Of course I am saying this purely in suspicion)
Yeah, I seent it. So? Lmfao. Sorry. Ik folks are pressed but I simply don't understand the need to find something bad about this man?
We have so very few (practically nonexistent) Black men that we can love on in public. He's smart, sweet, talented, precious, a goofball, a nerd, and introvert, and has been nothing but precious around Black women. He practically lights up around us.
Why is it so hard to believe that he's just....a good guy? Because we have proof that he liked ONE yt? Dont they all?
But what really gets me is that folks think he's not capable of liking a yt AND a Black woman 🤔 like he has to be on one camp or the other.
And this is purely MY opinion. I'm not shaming anyone for caring. I understand. Its so beyond exhausting to feel like we're not wanted by our own counterparts. That they continually play in our faces and we love them anyway.
But until I actually see that he move funny around us, I just wanna love on him. I love that hes goofy and silly. I love that he can't dance. I love that he can sing and rap (though British rap is asssss, sorry Aaron daddy 🥲). I love that hes an introvert. I love hearing him say "opportunity, for me personally, legacy, honored, brother, bruv" and whatever else fly outta that beautiful mouth of his.
I love that hes "lightskinned". I love that I get to see him in Lanterns next year, however I can have him. Because I know Gunn will piss me smooth awf 🙄 I love that hes 6'3. I love that he works out. I love that he has tattoos. I love his big ass hands and that ass 🙌🏽 (that ass really needs to be worshipped)
I love that he dresses extremely well and couldn't pose for shit earlier in his career 🤣) I love that hes into the superhero genre as a whole (especially when everyone acts like it needs to go. Don't like it, don't watch. But don't ruin it for others who do like it).
I love that he shares a close bond with his family. I love how he lights up when he's comfortable. I love when he's in his feelings 🙌🏽🤪🥵 I love when he posts subtle thirst traps.
I love the Kelvin tiktok of him throwing his head back and laughing. I love that he can laugh about himself. I love his funny little laugh.
I love when he wears long sleeves. I love when he wears short sleeves. I love when he's tanned. I love when the camera makes him look pale as hell. I love when he wears glasses. I love when he brings those chains out 👁👄👁 .
I love when he hugs himself. I love when he has funny expressions. I love his big ears. I love his traditionally African features. I love his accent. I love that nasty tongue. I love his teefs Mr A is for All 32.
I love that he was a punk ass kid daring people to race him. I love that he had pimples. I love that hes finally getting the recognition he deserves. I love that he is only going to soar because he has a pure soul.
I love that he feels like our second chance with Chadwick. I love that his smile makes me melt. I love that every peek into his brain just makes me love him more.
I love that hes so cute I want to wring his neck. I love that I want to swing from his neck like a mf monkey 🙌🏽🤪 I love those tank tops he be wearing. Ooooof I love the hoochie Daddy shorts.
I love that hes Big Daddy. I love he went viral over an adverb. I love that hes into martial arts. I love that his thighs are so big. I love that he can lift 425 and pull damn near double that.
I love that he knows how to bring that ass outside. I love when he wears those shades. I love his photos. I love his juicy ass pink lips. I love that big headed, sloped shoulder, chameleon 🤪
I love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him
And if he turns up with a yt wife? Yes, that will hurt. But I'll always have Terry who canonically loves a Black woman from infinity to infinity (he instinctively believed Jess was the inside mole helping because he saw her as an ally)
Signed, A Certified Simp Named Mega
#megaminds asks#aaron pierre#something something if i had my faculties i shouldve made this rhyme#something something a love poem for mr pierre#i could go on honestly.#every photo every video every interview every role#i love it all#i am a certified simp#sorry no drama over here#keep in mind that this is MY opinion and it is MY blog so go on and block me if you feeling itchy over there#cerified simp#7 days a week#he makes me so weak in the knees#just the thought of him#sweet lawdt my heart racing just thinking of himmmmm#whether its aaron or terry#but all ik is that im leaving here with SUMN#black girls deserved to be loved on too#we have a good one for now yall#stop wishing ill on that man#he deserves nothing but peace and prosperity#he is our generations denzel#we at the beginning baby#WE gon be the aunties in our 60s talm bout that Aaron Pierre in a drama thats gonna win him an Oscar#and in the nursing home mourning his loss to this world#focus on what we love about him yall#dont we deserve us a him?#dont we deserve a man who LOVES us?#low key dr suess over here doe
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I feel like, yall and Katsuki have a kid, it's going good, first day of school is tomorrow hell yeah right?
You spend hours convincing Katsuki that it's gonna be okay, nothing is gonna happen to baby, it's fine.
Then baby cries as soon as you both go to leave and Katsuki breaks hard.
He spends the day parked outside the kindergarten some days making sure his baby is okay 😭
You know how sometimes the parent has to stay for a little bit once class time actually starts just because the kid won't calm down? There's Kat with your weepy baby in his lap during opening ceremony, see; days of the week song and counting to ten, red faced n trying to hold back his own tears LMFAO because he honestly doesn't want to leave either.
(You ask him about it later, and he's defending himself with: what if something goes wrong? They don't like the lunch that's provided, or trip and fall in the unfamiliar hallways? Or god forbid, the teacher's an asshole and takes it out on the students???
Not that he hadn't already went overboard when you were looking at schools, vetting the program and reaching out to all the teachers to make sure they were exactly what he was looking for before even thinking about enrolling baby)
It's only when activity time actually starts that baby finally, finally pulls away from him when some kids ask yours to play with them, giving dad one last hug before shyly joining their circle and picking up a block.
AND there Bakugo is, crying on the way to the car and then low? high? key sobbing once you're in because your kid chose some "lil extras" to play with instead of continuing to cling onto him, which you have to remind him is actually a good thing, that other kids wanted to play with your child LMFAO.
He's such a freak LMFAO and it absolutely gets worse with your next baby, too jsdkafjkasdfjk BYE (he absolutely does hang out outside the kindergarten, sometimes even "forgetting" to give them their lunch ON PURPOSE, just so he has an excuse to drop it off and see them in the middle of the day).
#bakugo#did you see that tik tok of the auntie crying at the little girl's promotion to kindergarten#LMFAO that's bakugo#you turn around and his face is covered in tears even if he's just covering his mouth to stay quiet#and then ur kid notices and bawls too#WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A SENSITIVE FAMILY#it's your last baby who doesnt gaf meanwhile bakugo is full on losing it#he's expecting to go into the classroom again and sit with them for that first hour ... until your kid is just like BYE DAD SEE YA#he probs wants another baby after that to make up for it#thats how u end up with four kids.#no im just kidding he doesnt need that many#unless.......#nO JK#anyway hi pygmy i love you dearly how have u been?#caitie things#gen#pygmy lurks#kids tw
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So I know most people understand otome is fantasy and these situations are fake but I've seen an uptick in folks being sad that they'll never find their 'perfect Dr. Zayne' or whatever because "men aren't like that"
I'm here to tell you that there are actual men out there who will see that you had a shit day, fuck you until you can't remember your name, carry you to the shower, lovingly wash you, help you get dressed, go buy you boba tea, make you dinner, and let you sit in the comfy chair all night while you cackle like a gremlin about silly internet things.
That shit IS real. Don't be discouraged. You too can have these things and I promise they're out there for you ♡
#besties i just want you to know you dont have to feel like this is unattainable#this SHOULD BE YOUR GOAL not your “if only”#kay's personal#kay's mumbles#i dont ever go personal on here but yall are breaking my heart talking about “settling for less than” im crying for yall#you deserve this#if he aint leaving you wobbly and then buying you boba you find someone who will- you hear me?#auntie Kay has spoken
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Look, I don't believe in preferential treatment, it's not right.... BUT ☝️ if we're gonna have changbin saying sydney is skz's second hometown I just think maybe australia could not be charged things like 60+ dollars shipping.... or 75 dollars for a normal album at the most prominent music retailer when other places pay 15-20 for the same thing.... lol
#like sometimes i think ppl think im being dramatic but over the years ive had ppl randomly look up how much we get charged for randon stuff#and every time theyre like WHYS IT 50 BUCKS MORE FOR YOU EVEN WITH EXCHANGE RATES FACTORED#and im like... idk ?#ausflation#like there are these little anime figurines my little cousin really liked and in jp yen which is equivalent to aud roundabout#theyre from about 36 to 42 dollars and in aus theyre all like 86+ dollars ? why. maybe 10 dollars more okay but why twice over ?#why#someone play why by skz#Why#like you can go online and find better deals but its sorta a hassle#and a regular old mum who has a 15 yr old who asks for a skz album for Christmas will probably just go in store and then be like why tf#lmao#we're being finagled#but also this just reminded me of last xmas when i saw a mum in the kpop section and she was so pissed off bc '#and i quote 'none of these albums have NAMES ON THEM' and then i looked and she was right#like there were numerous groups but very few had boxes that actuslly said NCT WISH or what#it was just like random graphic art or a couple were actually just plain boxes with a symbol#like if youre a kpop head you know the symbols but if you are aunty jen and you dont know this shit? fucked time really funny
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grey matter isn't necessarily my favourite to win for this season of dragula but he's absolutely my favourite tv personality out of all of them. grey matter is the equivalent of the guy in a musical who doesn't follow the rules of the musical universe but for reality tv. he talks at 0.5x speed. he constantly points out how weird stock reality tv shit is. i need a guy of this archetype on every season
#and he's very pretty and i like his shirt.#for those wondering im tied between asia consent and auntie heroine dont care who the third one in the finale is as long as those 2 r there#i have loved yuri for years but im getting yovska flashbacks#i know majesty is going to end up in top 3 due to boulet sunk cost but im not happy about it#and i luvvvvvvv jaharia but that's mostly just bc i think he's the hottest out of drag
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You know what I'm wondering about? Are Snow's kids alive? We don't know if he had one kid or multiple, all we know is that he had a granddaughter. And in the movies it seemed like he was the one taking care of her. And so here comes a thought.
What if after Coriolanus' death, Tigris took in his granddaughter?
#the hunger games#like think about it#wouldn't it be irony?#Tigris taking care of yet another Snow?#or maybe she wouldn't want to do that?#it wouldn't be in character to her to not take in an innocent child#does she see bits of her little Coryo in her?#now im only going to be thinking about auntie tigris#thg tigris#thg#hunger games#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tigris snow#coriolanus snow
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wait is johanna fucking DEAD
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T TELL YOU OMG
SHE WAS
IT'S OK THOUGH SHE GOT BETTER 😭 i'm not emotionally damaged by this at all it's fine 😭
#cryingg did i really not tell u this. sorry i sent u like 15 pages dragging hilda's dad and forgot the actual fucking plot#this scene is so unhinged btw#johanna fucking dies & then the first thing she does upon being alived again is tell hilda's dad this is all his fault BDHAVDHG queen shit#ask#btw right after this scene they realise that astrid (jo's fairy auntie. im not sure if i told u abt her)#probably died to save her and its extremely sad again#and then they go back to her house and find out she's fine bc of some other stuff#so what im saying is the hilda team put us through the fucking wringer with this episode oh my god#hey is this the 2nd time i accidentally made u think they'd killed off one of hilda's parents i love that for us
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thinking about older women
#hey auntie 👉🏾👈🏾#some of them b dancing on that line and i am looking respectfully (´ . .̫ . `) ♡#many such cases... giggling at how often w how many ppl aksjak family friends.. or it be ur own family 💀💕#someone's mom would joke about snatching me up like 😭😶🌫️ ma'am first of all .. would#and the touchy prima (〒﹏〒) ♡ yes please put ur hands on me i am so comfortable with physical contact ( ꈍᴗꈍ) let me hold ur hand ♡#🚶🏾♀️ being hot is nice sometimes#the forbidden fruit... hey tía (´ . .̫ . `) 👉🏾👈🏾💕#some of the exchanges I've had were so 😵💫😵💫 ma'am.. i got a lil crush on u.#← not my actual family. i do not have one. engaging in one from this perspective is a lil different yfm 🚶🏾♀️u don't have to get it#or maybe u do idk im zooted rn and feeling rly gay abt aunties and older women in general okay 😩💕#i need to go sweet talk someone's tía i know she's looking beautiful tonight 🚶🏾♀️ i see u girl. i love ur hair your nails are beautiful#i love your color coordination you have such good fashion sense ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ♡#ur earrings are so pretty i love your necklace i love your bracelets (｡ﾉω＼｡) lemme go help y'all cook or I'll make the drinks whateve#let's talk.. ♡#Lupe... what are you up to these days 😩💕 my favorite. a family friend#i kinda see family friends as family too sorta bc my fam was p small when i did have one so a friend would be a basically auntie#but also not.. technically. so ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭ idk. they r tías 2 me though and i love them.#they r so nicey 2 me ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ ♡#she wanted me to say her name n talk to her in Spanish a lil bit and she ate it up 😵💫 (｡ﾉω＼｡) ♡ she loved the way i say her name#i had such a crush on her omfg. low-key but not but yeah but respectfully..
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indont understand the appeal of 4chan or thr dark web honestly or even liveleak when it was still up and running ooo speaking of liveleak
#when i was younger#idk how old tho. i just know i was staying in an apartment complex#uhh#okay#so like i have this friends house id go to bc my auntie and her mom were like this i think..?#anyways so yeah i constantly went to her house and one of these days while i was over there her mom was watxhing these bideos of soldiers.#okay how do i explain this without being unnecessarily violent.#well i cant#so the soldiers would be on their knees and people would be behind them and they’d shoot the gun at their head blowing their face meat#or head like clean off#and i watched those with her bc she showed us it#and bro#i was scared and still am about seeing REAL life guns like rifels and stuff bc#it grossed me out how people could do that to others and then i felt sad bc they died#but ueah i had so many nightmares about that and its been lingering im the back of my mind for yearrss#i hope i dont get a headache like earlier for remembering this NONSENSE#brooo thag headache actually had me in SHAMBLES
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[Ofmd S2 E8 Spoilers]
IZZYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#our flag means death#ofmd#izzy hands#the unicorn#PUT ME IN THE FUCKING COFFIN IM GOING WITH HIM#con oneill#blackbeard#stede bonnet#jim ofmd#archie#oluwande#black pete#lucius spriggs#zheng yi sao#auntie#roach#frenchie#BUTTONS#fang#wee john feeney
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me, on my knees, shaking, still not over auntie lee know, probably forever doomed to be in love with a guy in a wig and some lip gloss vs my poor tumblr mutuals seeing me lose my mind again and again
#send help#look at her#LOOK AT HER#OH MY GOD#i am foaming at the mouth#fucking crying on the floor#i love her#im sorry#there is no going back#skz family#skz code#auntie lee know#lee know#lee minho#stray kids
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i'm normal i'm normal i'm sooo normal i'm so fucking normal over certain relationships i'm so normal i promise i PROOOOMISE I'M NORMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
#(ooc. ✧)#I FUCKING......!!!!!!!!!!#I GRAB RAGBROS#I GRAB KAEYA AND JEAN#I GRAB KAEYA AND KLEE#I GRAB KAEYA AND LISA#AAAAAAAAAAAAA KAEYA YOU HAVE SOOOO MANY PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU PLEASE LET THEM IIIIIIIIIIIIIN#I ALSO GRAB KAEYA AND CHILDE.#THE POTENTIAL HERE... THE POTENTIAL THAT HYV IS SO FUCKING SCARED TO INTRODUCE#I GRAB KAEYA AND VENTI!!! KAEYA AND ROSARIA!!!!#i'm going rabid i'm so sorry for all the caps anyway haha im fine and normal now! i swear :)#god but now im thinking about kaeya and kaveh too. they would be besties i just know it.#and kaeya and yelan??? she would be his aunty. no i will not argue about this.#OUGH AND THE COMPLICATION OF KAEYA AND ZHONGLIIII? if kaeya ever found out... and cmon. he Would... AOUGH#ok im fine
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rage is a ✨way of life✨
#found out that i successfully angered someone by not showing up to work on saturday lmaoooooo#and im just like… gOOOOOOD. BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!#mans has no room to be mad anyway. it’s his fault i had to ot for 7 hours to cover his work for him in the first place soooooooo#a nd he’s getting demoted next year and im ahauxucjsjjsjsjsjxjdhss#in other news im kinda annoyed by my mother’s (unfortunate) pressuring of me to go to the upcoming family christmas gathering :(#like no way manssssss i haven’t seen the extended fam since my grandma’s funeral and i’d like to keep it that way thanks~~~~~~~~#and a c h r i s t m a s gathering of all places… m a n. im half expecting them to drag everyone to church to end off the gathering…#i wouldn’t put it past the hosting aunt to do that ngl. she had tricked me into attending a church service in the past and all…#like. man. there’s this local mall that has a similar name to said church service…#so ofc it’s normal to assume that said mall is what she was referring to when she said ‘let’s go to [insert name]!’ with no context right???#and uggshdhdjjsjsjdjs i don’t wanna be introduced to my cousins’ kids as ‘auntie [insert nickname i hate]’ bc that’s lame#and m a n. i definitely don’t wanna interact with my cousins’ kids. i either don’t know or can’t pronounce (or both) their names#i only remember the oldest one’s name (bc he has a stereotypical frat boy name) and the one who’s named after a ninja turtle#but none of the rest. i think some of them have names from my cousins’ spouses’ home countries? dk about the others though#i’m 80% sure one of the girls was named something like ‘triceratops’ but that doesn’t seem right…#being named after a dinosaur sounds cool though… or any prehistoric creature really#if i could choose my own name i’d like it to be ‘coelacanth’#just so i can say ‘i coelacan’t do it!!!!!’ if someone asked me to do something i don’t wanna do. the pun potentials are endless mans#huh. wow… i started this off with a mad coworker and ended it by turning into a coelacanth… how did we get here anyway…?#oh wells no one reads the tags anyway uehxudjdjdjsjsjss my secrets are ✨safe✨
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GOOD LUCK ON EXAMS I HOPE YOU ENJOY NO MORE SCHOOL EVER!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
THANKYOU SO MUCH!!!! IM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDD
#people keep saying 'but uni!!! but uni!!! you're finishing school but uni!!!!!!'#oh you mean the uni I'm going to??? with top notch disability accommodations and a huge commitment to supporting queer students?#that uni??? the one where my uncle is the head professor of astrophysics so I can say hi to him?#the one where the campus is spread out through my favourite city in the entire world???#where most of my work will be independent study? where the methods of teaching are my favourite way to learn???#where I'll get to stay in my own tiny house and live with my auntie and uncle (not mr astrophysics) who I adore???#IM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDD#I LOVE LEARNING!!!! high school has just. not been my best friend#ask tag#fren tag
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