#BUT IM GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE!!!!!

[zouisalmightie]

i found out my bestie is pregnant at brunch today and cried so hard i scared the fuck out of our poor waitress

[localapparently]

hi i hope you're doing okay / that u feel better sending lots and lots and lots of love!!!!!! 🩷 you are very awesome !!

[theloveinc]

I feel like, yall and Katsuki have a kid, it's going good, first day of school is tomorrow hell yeah right?

You spend hours convincing Katsuki that it's gonna be okay, nothing is gonna happen to baby, it's fine.

Then baby cries as soon as you both go to leave and Katsuki breaks hard.

He spends the day parked outside the kindergarten some days making sure his baby is okay 😭

You know how sometimes the parent has to stay for a little bit once class time actually starts just because the kid won't calm down? There's Kat with your weepy baby in his lap during opening ceremony, see; days of the week song and counting to ten, red faced n trying to hold back his own tears LMFAO because he honestly doesn't want to leave either.

(You ask him about it later, and he's defending himself with: what if something goes wrong? They don't like the lunch that's provided, or trip and fall in the unfamiliar hallways? Or god forbid, the teacher's an asshole and takes it out on the students???

Not that he hadn't already went overboard when you were looking at schools, vetting the program and reaching out to all the teachers to make sure they were exactly what he was looking for before even thinking about enrolling baby)

It's only when activity time actually starts that baby finally, finally pulls away from him when some kids ask yours to play with them, giving dad one last hug before shyly joining their circle and picking up a block.

AND there Bakugo is, crying on the way to the car and then low? high? key sobbing once you're in because your kid chose some "lil extras" to play with instead of continuing to cling onto him, which you have to remind him is actually a good thing, that other kids wanted to play with your child LMFAO.

He's such a freak LMFAO and it absolutely gets worse with your next baby, too jsdkafjkasdfjk BYE (he absolutely does hang out outside the kindergarten, sometimes even "forgetting" to give them their lunch ON PURPOSE, just so he has an excuse to drop it off and see them in the middle of the day).

[dawnbreakersgaze]

So I know most people understand otome is fantasy and these situations are fake but I've seen an uptick in folks being sad that they'll never find their 'perfect Dr. Zayne' or whatever because "men aren't like that"

I'm here to tell you that there are actual men out there who will see that you had a shit day, fuck you until you can't remember your name, carry you to the shower, lovingly wash you, help you get dressed, go buy you boba tea, make you dinner, and let you sit in the comfy chair all night while you cackle like a gremlin about silly internet things.

That shit IS real. Don't be discouraged. You too can have these things and I promise they're out there for you ♡

[faunandfloraas]

Look, I don't believe in preferential treatment, it's not right.... BUT ☝️ if we're gonna have changbin saying sydney is skz's second hometown I just think maybe australia could not be charged things like 60+ dollars shipping.... or 75 dollars for a normal album at the most prominent music retailer when other places pay 15-20 for the same thing.... lol

[floworence]

You know what I'm wondering about? Are Snow's kids alive? We don't know if he had one kid or multiple, all we know is that he had a granddaughter. And in the movies it seemed like he was the one taking care of her. And so here comes a thought.

What if after Coriolanus' death, Tigris took in his granddaughter?

[yakny]

"NUNCA APRENDES, PLATITA."

[seshrat]

grey matter isn't necessarily my favourite to win for this season of dragula but he's absolutely my favourite tv personality out of all of them. grey matter is the equivalent of the guy in a musical who doesn't follow the rules of the musical universe but for reality tv. he talks at 0.5x speed. he constantly points out how weird stock reality tv shit is. i need a guy of this archetype on every season

[kuromi-hoemie]

thinking about older women

[solacedeer]

shaved and its patchy im going to lose my mind

[barneysbigstompers]

indont understand the appeal of 4chan or thr dark web honestly or even liveleak when it was still up and running ooo speaking of liveleak

[gothicafish]

[Ofmd S2 E8 Spoilers]

IZZYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[babygirldilf]

me, on my knees, shaking, still not over auntie lee know, probably forever doomed to be in love with a guy in a wig and some lip gloss vs my poor tumblr mutuals seeing me lose my mind again and again

[glacialswordsman-a]

i'm normal i'm normal i'm sooo normal i'm so fucking normal over certain relationships i'm so normal i promise i PROOOOMISE I'M NORMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[deus-ex-mona]

rage is a ✨way of life✨

[crabussy]

GOOD LUCK ON EXAMS I HOPE YOU ENJOY NO MORE SCHOOL EVER!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

THANKYOU SO MUCH!!!! IM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDD